Criminal Oats

On Sunday a day care in Iowa was broken in to.  The burglars must have been hungry, because police reports indicate they left behind a half eaten bowl of oatmeal among the usual ransacked remains of a break in.

Props to them for choosing a healthy snack, albeit the criminal circumstances of the situation.

Now, my question to readers is, if burglars manage to find time to break in to a building, steal two TVs, DVD players, a cordless phone, AND whip up a bowl of oats...what is your excuse for not having enough time to a  bowl of oatmeal goodness for breakfast?